What's a Yardswiller?

More than a century ago, a wonderfully blunt piece of suffragette marriage advice warned women to avoid Beauty Men, Flirts, Bounders, Tailor's Dummies, and Football Enthusiasts and instead look for useful men like Fire-lighters, Coal-getters, Window Cleaners, and Yard Swillers.

Years later, Nellie was trying to figure out what to call the group of awesome musicians who had joined her. She found this advice, became obsessed with the word “Yardswiller,” and Nellie & The Yardswillers were born.

So what kind of Yardswiller are you?

Answer 10 highly scientific questions to find out whether the pamphlet would approve of you — or warn everyone to stay away.